Slater Dance

I would like to thank my friend Luke for sharing this on Facebook.  You are doing God’s work.  There is nothing like a “Saved By the Bell” clip to brighten your day.   My older son doesn’t appreciate the quality acting in this classic TV series.  I know, I have no idea what’s wrong with him.  “This is the crap you watched in the 1980’s?” I will take Bayside High School over  zombies any day of the week.   Can you even imagine growing up without Screech?

 

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The Ultimate Obit

At least this guy was honest. More than I can say for some men. (and women) It’s kind of funny. Kind of gross. (His kids must be so proud.) But hey, I guess it was his life. I hope there are booze, guns and cars in Heaven for this fella.

 

Published in Denver Post on April 12, 2012

Michael “Flathead” Blanchard

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Blanchard, Michael “Flathead”
1944 ~ 2012
A Celebration of the life of Michael “Flathead” Blanchard will be held on April 14th, 3 pm 8160 Rosemary St, Commerce City. Weary of reading obituaries noting someone’s courageous battle with death, Mike wanted it known that he died as a result of being stubborn, refusing to follow doctors’ orders and raising hell for more than six decades. He enjoyed booze, guns, cars and younger women until the day he died. Mike was born July 1944 in Colorado to Clyde and Ethel Blanchard. A community activist, he is noted for saving the Dr. Justina Ford house from demolition and defending those who could not defend themselves. He was a Republican delegate, life member of the NRA, founder and President of the Dead Cats MC. He loved music. Mike was preceded in death by Clyde and Ethel Blanchard, survived by his beloved sons Mike and Chopper, former wife Jane Transue, brother Stephen Blanchard (Susan), Uncle Don and Aunt Cynthia Blanchard(his favorite); Uncle Dill and Aunt Dot, cousins and nephews, Baba Yaga can kiss his butt. So many of his childhood friends that weren’t killed in Vietnam went on to become criminals, prostitutes and/or Democrats. He asks that you stop by and re-tell the stories he can no longer tell. As the Celebration will contain Adult material we respectfully ask that no children under 18 attend.