F**k you, Caillou

Ten things I would rather do than watch Caillou.

10. Get a Brazilian wax

9.   Give a Brazilian wax

8.  Wake up in 1970 with a debit card and no cash

7.   Wake up next to Carrot Top

6.    Be a Kardashian 

5.    Be Kid Rock’s Loofah

4.   Try on swimsuits with model Giselle Bund- whatever the hell her name

3.   Eat out of the nacho fountain at Old Country Buffet

2.   Walk around Orlando, Florida in August wearing a long sleeve pantsuit made out of bacon 

1.    Call my bank using a rotary telephone

 

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One Response to F**k you, Caillou

  1. Casey (@MrsDaggett1) says:

    OMG! My daughter gets on PBS kids and all I hear is the Caillou intro song, over and over and over and over. I haven’t seen a single show but I can’t stand it already!! F*U Caillou is right!

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