• His Mom should slap him

    Watch this video on YouTube I wish Ryan Seacrest would have had some balls to throw down with Sacha Baron Cohen. I used to watch him him when he was funny on Ali G. I’m no longer amused.

  • Who are you wearing?

    I thought about setting the DVR and watching The Academy Awards when I finally get to see the nominated movies. So, that would mean I would watch the show in about three years. It’s not that I don’t love going to the movies. I would just rather spend those rare nights out with my husband or girlfriends having a conversation without having to pause to say “What do you need?” or “Do you want to go in time-out?” So, I rely on cable television or Netflix. Honestly, I will probably flip back and forth to see who wins an Oscar. I don’t feel nearly disgusting enough. I need to spend…

  • Gettin Jiggy Wit It

    It’s ladies night. I’m going for margaritas & a drag show with my girls & favorite gay! Don’t be haters. Before I can leave I cleaned the kitchen & bathrooms, put toys away, vacuumed, put laundry away and changed bedding. No, my husband did not make me. Honey, the day he told me to clean is the day I kick his ass out the door. I have learned doing this before I leave the house will make my life easier. Now, the house won’t be a total disaster when I get home. Just a disaster. Time to put on my mom jeans and hit the town!   Watch this video…

  • Miss Manners

    There was such joy in our family when the doctor revealed we we’re having a girl. I had two sons, nine nephews and zero opportunity to buy pink. Don’t get me wrong. I love my boys and wouldn’t trade them for anything in the world. Well, maybe I would consider giving one up for a pair of Christian Louboutin heels. I rarely splurge on shoes that you don’t have to peel off the price sticker. I just longed to buy dresses and have tea parties. At 2-years-old my daughter already enjoys wearing bows in her golden blonde hair and slipping on my necklaces while wearing pajamas. She also picks her…

  • He was her baby

    My daughter only slept in 30 minute intervals last night. She has bronchitis and an ear infection. I hate to see my baby suffer. I decided around 4 a.m. that I wouldn’t bother going back to sleep. I cradled her in one arm and perused the Internet on my phone. I came across an article about two U.S. Soldiers killed in Afghanistan. It made me think. This may be just another number to some, but somewhere in America a mother is mourning her baby. The man dressed in camouflage was once wrapped in a soft blue blanket. She got goosebumps when he giggled. She called her best friend when he…

  • Oh, Sugar!

    I have decided it is time to cut back on the amount of sugar I consume. It’s not really a health issue. It’s more of a “My legs look like cottage cheese and my love handles are becoming love railings” issue. I feel like a fat ass. There ain’t a pair of Spanx in the world that can smooth these ripples out. Look, I don’t want to be skin and bones. I don’t want to look like Chaz Bono either. Potato chips and fried food aren’t my Achilles heel. It’s the cake, candy bars, gummy fish, cookies, licorice, etc I walked into Dylan’s Candy Bar in New York City and…