• DisICK

    My kids have asked me what hell is like. I tell them it is a very hot place where the only thing on TV is “Keeping Up With the Kardashians.” Clearly, I am not a fan, but I know the characters. It is hard not to when they are on every magazine rack. Tabloid Magazines chronicle their every move. It pains me to talk about that family, but what happened on a recent episode really pissed me off. I read about this scene online. Kourtney’s husband, Scott Disick (minus the “is”), is unhappy with his wife’s post body baby. She weighs all of 115 pounds. I weighed that in 7th…

  • Official business

    What does one wear to meet an ambassador? A suit? A nice blouse? No, silly! You wear a see through top. Duh! Well, that’s what you wear if you are the spawn of Kris Jenner. This is a photograph of Kim Kardashian meeting the ambassador to Kuwait. Who the f*** knows why she is on this trip. I hope she is telling everyone she is from Canada. This is exactly what I was going to wear tomorrow to the Breakfast With Santa event at my son’s elementary school. What are the odds? I guess I will have to wear my pasties and thigh high boots instead. Let’s give Kimmy the…