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Breaking Dawn

Twilight fans are, once again, crying in their Ed & Bella pillowcases. Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart have officially called it quits. I have not seen a single movie in the Twilight series. All I know is that Kristen Stewart looks like she hasn’t showered in a decade. My children have zero interest in the films either. My 13-year-old showed me this hysterical clip of Will Ferrell on Conan discussing the couple’s first breakup.

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  • Andrea

    Yeah, together the evoke the smell of soup kitchen onion soup and wet sour dough bread. In a pocket. Of a man who smells like pee. And Schlitz.

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