DisICK

My kids have asked me what hell is like. I tell them it is a very hot place where the only thing on TV is “Keeping Up With the Kardashians.” Clearly, I am not a fan, but I know the characters. It is hard not to when they are on every magazine rack. Tabloid Magazines chronicle their every move. It pains me to talk about that family, but what happened on a recent episode really pissed me off. I read about this scene online. Kourtney’s husband, Scott Disick (minus the “is”), is unhappy with his wife’s post body baby. She weighs all of 115 pounds. I weighed that in 7th grade. Scott ordered her to lose the weight faster, “You’re my piece of machinery.” He says he fell in love with her when she was super skinny. He would like to see her weigh around 93 pounds. Are you f-ing kidding me? Here is a guy who wears more hair gel than Pauly D. I don’t think he has a job. If I had that kind of money I would kick his a** to the curb. My daughter is three and I am still trying to lose the last 10 pounds. The only lingerie I own is Spanx. Kourtney wears a size 4 or 6 at the most. Meanwhile, Jessica Simpson is eating buttered Poptarts and her baby daddy thinks she is beautiful. If Bruce Jenner was able to move the muscles in his face he would frown on Scott’s behavior. You can see what a tool he is here: Keeping Up With the Kardashians

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