No more teardrops on her guitar
Oh, Jesus, Mary and Joseph, would Taylor Swift just re-declare her celibacy. Better yet, could she become a nun? I cannot take another song about a guy dumping her. From her latest heartbreak we get “We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together.” Well, then stop dwelling on it. Her mother needs to have a talk with this young lady. It sounds like she is a door mat that puts out. We know John Mayer isn’t going to date a virgin.
Her songs make me dread my daughter’s teenage years. I will track down any guy that breaks her heart. I’m such a bitch that I doubt any girl will date my boys. Besides, they don’t want to move out anyway. I asked my 5-year-old if he would cook me dinner someday at his house. He said, “I don’t want my own house.” I said, “Well, when you grow up.” He replied, “I am going to live with you forever.” It melted my heart. Then, a few hours later after I forced him to take a bath he declared, “I don’t want a mom and dad.” I said, “That’s what Macaulay Culkin said until he had to catch burglars.” My husband and I laughed. He did not. Come on, that was funny. While we are on the subject of annoying songs. Dude, can you call Carly please! No maybe, definitely. I can’t take it anymore.