No more teardrops on her guitar

Oh, Jesus, Mary and Joseph, would Taylor Swift just re-declare her celibacy.  Better yet, could she become a nun?  I cannot take another song about a guy dumping her.  From her  latest heartbreak we get “We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together.”  Well, then stop dwelling on it.  Her mother needs to have a talk with this young lady.   It sounds like she is a door mat that puts out.  We know John Mayer isn’t going to date a virgin.

Her songs make me dread my daughter’s teenage years.  I will track down any guy that breaks her heart.  I’m such a bitch that I doubt any girl will date my boys.   Besides, they don’t want to move out anyway.  I asked my 5-year-old if he would cook me dinner someday at his house.  He said, “I don’t want my own house.”   I said, “Well, when you grow up.”  He replied, “I am going to live with you forever.”   It melted my heart.   Then, a few hours later after I forced him to take a bath he declared, “I don’t want a mom and dad.”   I said, “That’s what Macaulay Culkin said until he had to catch burglars.”  My husband and I laughed.  He did not.  Come on, that was funny.   While we are on the subject of annoying songs.  Dude, can you call Carly please! No maybe, definitely.  I can’t take it anymore.


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