Frosty Resigns From LiveStrong to be Lawn Decoration

The guy who lives around the corner loves him some Christmas. His yard looks like Walmart threw up on the grass. Robotic reindeer, plastic snowmen, Santa statues and lights galore. Well, the fella who lives a few doors down isn’t going to be outdone. He must have been all, “F*** this, I will not allow his house to get all the attention on this street. People will slow down and stalk us too!” Then, he busted out the inflatable snowman. Big deal? This isn’t your average Frosty. It is Frosty on steroids.
What, what?


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