Kelly Clarkson!

….and then your kids can give you a deep belly laugh to make you forget how awful you feel:

5-year-old: “Mom, do you know what I want when I grow up?”

Me: “What?”

5-year-old: “Hair on my butt.”

Me: “Why on earth do you want hair on your butt?”

5-year-old : “Because it’s awesome and it would be warm.”

I love that kid! Where on earth does he come up with these things?
Clearly, he doesn’t realize people pay a lot of money to remove hair.

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