….and then your kids can give you a deep belly laugh to make you forget how awful you feel:
5-year-old: “Mom, do you know what I want when I grow up?”
5-year-old: “Hair on my butt.”
Me: “Why on earth do you want hair on your butt?”
5-year-old : “Because it’s awesome and it would be warm.”
I love that kid! Where on earth does he come up with these things?
Clearly, he doesn’t realize people pay a lot of money to remove hair.