Knock, knock, you’re dead

My daughter just told a knock, knock joke she made up that leads me to believe she
A.) Doesn’t quite grasp the concept of a joke
B.) Has a sick sense of humor like her mother
C.) May grow up to be a serial killer

Here is the joke:

HER: “Knock,Knock”

ME: “Who’s there?”

HER: “You”

ME: “You who?”

HER: “You fell off the scooter and hit your face on the road.”

She laughed hysterically. I said, “Well, that would hurt Mommy.” Her reply? “Learn how to take a joke.”

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