Random stuff

Here are a few random things I wanted to share with y’all.

Used Car Ad

This used car ad made me laugh. There isn’t an obnoxious salesman screaming into a camera. This was posted on Ebay. The vehicle description is fantastic.

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“Since owning the vehicle, it has been thrashed, raced, rallied, and the interior has been smashed up in a domestic, not to mention the time my wife booted the wing because I suggested she eat a salad or two. ( please refer to photo of foot next to dent for reference).”

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“If you are looking for an immaculate, well maintained example of a Mercedes e320 CDI… you have come to the wrong place. If however, you are low on self esteem, with a strapped budget, but shooting for the stars, welcome to my auction.”

I may be interested. I have been having one problem after another with my minivan. I took it into the shop yesterday with a flat tire. The mechanic put the car on the lift, removed a nail and patched the tire. Then, he signaled for me to follow him outside, “You are all set, no charge.” I told my husband he was probably hitting on me, thought I was hot. My 13-year-old overheard the conversation and laughed as if to say, “Very funny mother, you troll.” Is it so hard to believe that someone would find me attractive. Hasn’t he heard the song “Stacey’s Mom?”

I am not a professional photographer, but here are a few pictures I snapped.

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This guy wants his MTV and to cut off the circulation to his feet. #ELASTICSWEATPANTS

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This is painted outside a Chinese restaurant. You can park here, but don’t you think about praking.

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