• Oh, Canada!

    Canada is among the most peaceful nations in the land. Well, that is until you f*** with Santa Claus. Then, Canada will kick your ass. Police in Canada arrested a real life grinch for telling kids Santa wasn’t real. It happened during the annual Santa Claus parade in Kingston. The 24-year-old was apparently shouting to kids that Santa was hoax. He was drunk (surprise, surprise) and had gelled his hair to look like devil horns. His mother must be proud. It is a ridiculous story. We lock our doors, warn children not to speak to strangers and yet I would allow a man to sneak in our house? He sees…