• I’m too sexy

    Ugly people everywhere are rejoicing over a court ruling in Iowa. The state’s Supreme Court ruled a dentist legally fired an assistant who was “irresistibly attractive” and a threat to his marriage. There wasn’t a single woman on the bench that made the ruling. I know, that’s a real shocker. This chick is 32-years-old, married with children. She sued her boss of 10 years for gender discrimination. He admitted she was a good worker, but says her tight clothing became too distracting. I would advise his female patients to wear baggy shaker knit sweaters to your next appointment. You don’t want Dr. Icantcontrolmyself to get excited. How many people would…