• Satan’s Whip

    I saw this fly ride on my way to pick up up my son. When I last saw my 5-year-old this morning he was crying as his teacher peeled him off my leg. He isn’t feeling the whole kindergarten thing. He told me he “knows his colors and can count to 10. So, what’s the point?” Oh, I don’t know. The last time I checked you can’t list your knowledge of the rainbow as a skill on a resume. Doesn’t it just warm your heart to see a truck labeled “Satan’s Ride II” parked near an elementary school? It has to make you wonder what “Satan’s Ride I” looked like.…

  • What list did I get on?

    I got this email tonight in my personal account.  I like how cheerxoiliana is a little passive aggressive.  Long time no see?  Is this my fault cheerxoiliana?  Then, I learn that cheerxoiliana has launched a new career since the last time we have never met.  I can assure you I don’t want to check out your profile or pics on this adult website.  If you were really a friend cheerxoiliana we wouldn’t have to talk on your porn site.  We would be bitching about our husband and kids over coffee.