• Ice Cream Guy

    I have done this many times. Your significant other decides to visit the snack bar. Since you ate pizza and donuts before noon and you don’t want EMT’s to have to, one day, cut a hole in the wall to get you out of your house…you politely decline the “Do you want anything” offer. However, it is impossible to resist such a delicious treat when someone is eating in such close proximity to you. So, you ask for one or two or twenty bites. There are fewer calories in junk food that isn’t your own. The difference between this girl and me is I would have ripped it out of…