16 million?

There are some things in life you cannot explain. The fact that Kim Kardashian has over 16 million followers on Twitter is one of them. Really? There are 16 million people out there who give a s*** what she does on a daily basis. I went on her profile and saw tweets about shopping, more shopping and her “Best Birthday Ever.” Apparently, Kanye West whisked her off to Italy. Big deal. I’ve also spent birthdays enjoying tours of Italy at The Olive Garden. I appreciate the fact that Kanye West once tried to silence Taylor Swift. For the love of God, someone has to. I don’t enjoy listening to my children whine. I definitely don’t want to hear someone whine while playing a Banjo. Still, he is kind of a tool.

Clearly most of Kardashian’s followers are men who just want to see some T&A. These guys don’t order Cinemax to watch newly released movies.

Kim also tweets what designer she is wearing that day. My Tweet would read, “Wearing jeans I got on clearance at the Gap and a Faded Glory t-shirt.” The reality TV “star” was recently spotted strolling the streets of Miami wearing a revealing outfit. (She calls that Monday.) Didn’t you know butt-crack is the new black?

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Her mother must be so proud. I don’t care how old my daughter is I would be fuming if she walked around looking like Kit De Luca. I’m not a prude, but have some self respect.