Minivan Mix

I am still working on putting together a new mixed tape for my minivan. You know kid friendly songs that don’t suck, but don’t say f***. Scrolling through ITunes tonight I came across a new tune by Pink. I thought she gave up music to become an acrobat, but apparently I was wrong. The song is called Blow Me (One Last Kiss). Oh, that’s sweet, right? Perhaps, Pink has turned over a new leaf since entering into Motherhood. I reviewed the lyrics:
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“White knuckles and sweaty palms from hanging on too tight
Clenched shut jaw, I’ve got another headache again tonight”

Clearly she is speaking about her new stage show. Who knew Pink could do flips on a rope? So far, so good.

“I think I’ve finally had enough, I think I maybe think too much
I think this might be it for us (blow me one last kiss)”

I could use this to explain to my children that sometimes things just don’t work out. A life lesson from Pink.

“Just when it can’t get worse, I’ve had a shit day (NO!)
Have you had a shit day? (NO!), we’ve had a shit day (NO!)”

Although I can relate to having shit days I am not sure I want my kindergartner singing this verse in art class.
“No more sick whiskey dick, no more battles for me
You’ll be calling a trick, ’cause you’ll no longer sleep”

Epic Fail Pink. I can already hear my almost 3-year-old, “What’s a whiskey dick?” So, I not only have to explain whiskey dick, but “sick whiskey dick”

“Na na na na – da da da da
Na na na na – da da da da
Na na na na – da da da da”

There is no redeeming yourself now Pink.

“Na na na na – da da da da
Na na na na – da da da da
Na na na na – da da da da”

Pink, all the Na, na, da, da’s in the world won’t make a difference now. Your new song cannot make the minivan mixed tape.

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