• Another Giveaway!

    We at CynicalMother.com are in the giving mood. Do you want to win these super cute cobalt blue bracelets? I am not going to front. (I think that means pretend) This is fashion jewelry. Translation: Cash 4 Gold isn’t giving you squat for them. Honey, Oprah don’t live here. We are low budget. That could change if you would tell your damn friends to read the blog. Until then this is our prize. It’s easy to enter. Just subscribe to the blog right over there on the left hand side. Yep. Enter your email and get notified when we post something new. How great is that? Do it!

  • Oprah’s Favorite Things

    “If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?” I think there is an even greater philosophical question. “If Oprah releases her annual list of My Favorite Things and there isn’t an audience to scream and cry when receiving free shit, does the list matter?” The big O’s 2012 list will make you feel like a member of Honey Boo Boo’s family. Here are a few of my favorite gift ideas for people with more money than they know what to do with. Curtis Stone Kitchen Solutions Oil Can Can Do “So there I was, telling Curtis Stone how…