Every year, my children draw up the most ridiculous Christmas wish lists.  Several years ago, when my son liked Godzilla movies, he asked for the robots actually used in the movies.  That wouldn’t be a problem for Santa Claus, but I don’t have connections with executives at Toho.  My kids also request toys connected to movies made when call waiting was considered modern technology.  So, I am forced to buy toys on Ebay for five times their worth.  My friend’s daughter asked for something even better this year.  She wants a jar of mayonnaise and a spoon.  How do you ever throw that list way?  You don’t.  So, here is…