The latest exercise attire

So, I want to go for a run, but what to wear, what to wear? This guy couldn’t waste time making a decision. So, he decided to speed walk in this snazzy number. He is making parents out to be liars. I tell my 5-year-old all the time that he cannot leave the house without a shirt. Wrong-o! Clearly, this gentleman follows Kenny Chesney’s rule: “No Shirt, No Problem.” The song says nothing about pants. I can only assume he doesn’t have any real friends. They would never have allowed him to leave the house. Then again, when my husband and I were dating I wasn’t always honest. He had an old pea coat in his closet. I thought if I changed the gold buttons it would look nice. We were walking through a mall when I caught a good glimpse of him in a mirror. I nearly peed my pants. He looked like Captain from Captain and Tennille. I do appreciate this guy spared us from seeing his ankles. That would have been scandalous.