Binders Full of Women

Oh Mitt, Mitt, Mitt.   Clearly, you didn’t listen to your mother when she told you to “think before you speak.”   First, you allude to firing Big Bird.  Then, you reveal you keep women in binders? I barely have enough room for coupons in a binder.  I think we need to focus on the issues, but this is funny:

I’m begging you. Get well soon!

 I am the only one in my house that is NOT sick right now.   I can deal with sick kids.  I can’t deal with a sick spouse.  Does having a runny nose cause you to limp?  I may go insane if my husband doesn’t get well soon.   He whines more than my 2-year-old.