Oh Mitt, Mitt, Mitt. Clearly, you didn’t listen to your mother when she told you to “think before you speak.” First, you allude to firing Big Bird. Then, you reveal you keep women in binders? I barely have enough room for coupons in a binder. I think we need to focus on the issues, but this is funny:
I am the only one in my house that is NOT sick right now. I can deal with sick kids. I can’t deal with a sick spouse. Does having a runny nose cause you to limp? I may go insane if my husband doesn’t get well soon. He whines more than my 2-year-old.