I am not one to turn a blind eye to criminal activity. However, this is one situation I believe breaking the law may be justified. Barbie has apparently kidnapped David Hasseloff. Yeah, this toy is old skool! My daughter says he is Barbie’s Daddy and they are going for a ride. We all know what happened in a Soprano’s episode when someone went for a ride in the trunk. You don’t come back. Perhaps Barbie caught “The Hoff” eating another In and Out burger. That is one disgusting video I will never be able to get out of my head. I had a stern talk with my daughter about why we cannot put washed up lifeguards in a trunk. Thank God, I can cross that off my list of necessary parental speeches. If Kitt asks you didn’t see anything.
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