Do you know those moments when your child says something horrifying in public? Yeah, that happened to me late Sunday afternoon. I know there are parents out there who only post cute kid quotes on Facebook. Thus, leading us to believe they have incredible DNA to produce such perfect human beings, right? Wrong. There is Facebook and then there is reality. I bet that child curses like a trucker (or a mother who just ran out of coffee) around the house. So, here is how it went down. My 2-year-old daughter wanted to go for a bike ride. She wants to ride her bicycle everyday. I guess she figures she…