• Sclemeel, schlemazel,

    I swear my life is an episode of Laverne & Shirley. People ask, “Did that really happen?” The answer is unfortunately yes. For example, tonight a simple chore ended in disaster. I decided to paint the trim on my porch. Why doesn’t your husband do it? Well, because this isn’t the 1950’s. I don’t expect the man of the house to do all the manual labor. I actually enjoy that sort of thing. I know it seems cray. (Yeah, I am down with Kanye West) I also love to garden and fix things. I get it from my father. It is also my only chance to be alone. I even…