I got this email tonight in my personal account. I like how cheerxoiliana is a little passive aggressive. Long time no see? Is this my fault cheerxoiliana? Then, I learn that cheerxoiliana has launched a new career since the last time we have never met. I can assure you I don’t want to check out your profile or pics on this adult website. If you were really a friend cheerxoiliana we wouldn’t have to talk on your porn site. We would be bitching about our husband and kids over coffee.
I woke up this morning to the sun shining, birds chirping and 250 spam comments on my website. Ahhhh, It’s going to be a good day. Here are just a few of messages from the wise spam bot.
firstname.lastname@example.org writes: (on Ryan Gosling coloring book post) “I get pleasure from, lead to I discovered exactly what I was taking a look for. You have ended my 4 day lengthy hunt!”
Four days of hunting? I hope you aren’t dehydrated. I love Ryan Gosling, but I think you need an intervention.
email@example.com writes (on my Octomom music career post): “this article has changed my life, when i read it and followed it, i was also happy”
If by “changed my life” you mean that it caused permanent damage to your ears – I hear ya!
firstname.lastname@example.org writes (on ebay changes post): “kind of interesting post”
Kind of? Jiolp just told me that my writing changed his life. I think you need glasses.
email@example.com writes (on scary infomerical post) “My brother suggested I would possibly like this web site. He used to be entirely right.”
You can’t win ’em all. Besides, your brother used to entirely right? I am calling bullshit on that one fella. Women are the only ones that are always right.
firstname.lastname@example.org writes: (on bad teacher post) “I notice that you are really are actually obsessed with such a!”
I think you’re confused. Mrs. Colleps is the one who is obsessed with getting a piece of a.
email@example.com writes: (on Taylor Swift post) “Right away I am ready to do my breakfast, later than having my breakfast again, and coming to read further news.”
You better slow down there buddy. Eating breakfast twice in one day? You are going to need some Tums.
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