• Answer the question

    I spent the morning searching for a Spiderman costume. My 5-year-old acted like Colombo interrogating me, “What did you do with my costume?” “When was the last time you saw it?” I didn’t have the heart to tell him I wore it to a rave last night. Things got a little out of hand and I lost it. It’s not as easy as it looks to hold a pacifier and a glow stick while dancing. Oh wait, the costume wouldn’t fit me and I haven’t seen the inside of a bar since Nash Bridges was on television. I also didn’t steal his Batman toy, book, juice cup, etc. I am…