• Face-kini

    …. and I thought an elderly man in a Speedo was scary. This would freak my kids out. It is the latest craze in China: a face-kini. Get it? It’s a bikini for your face. I’m not making this up. The Chinese want to enjoy those UV rays without having to apply sunscreen. (Clearly, they saw the news story about the suntanning mom in New Jersey.) My 2-year-old would need serious therapy if she saw, what looks like, a blue zombie frolicking in the sand. She wouldn’t go near an uncle with a beard for the first year and a half of her life. I understand wanting to avoid those…