• True story

    April 26, 2013 /

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  • What’s that?

    March 26, 2013 /

    I cannot get enough of these ecards. It’s like the writers are living inside my head.

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  • Yep

    March 21, 2013 /

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  • It’s a conspiracy

    February 21, 2013 /

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  • True Story

    November 4, 2012 /

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  • Binders Full of Women

    October 16, 2012 /

    Oh Mitt, Mitt, Mitt.   Clearly, you didn’t listen to your mother when she told you to “think before you speak.”   First, you allude to firing Big Bird.  Then, you reveal you keep women in binders? I barely have enough room for coupons in a binder.  I think we need to focus on the issues, but this is funny:

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  • STFU people without kids

    October 8, 2012 /

    Believe me. I get annoyed with parents writing posts about their perfect children. I know it’s all BS and your child is really Satan. However, I actually enjoy looking at pictures my friends post on Facebook of their kids. Blair Koenig does not. This chick started a blog called STFU Parents. We all know a Blair. She is the bitter woman who doesn’t have children. She may not want them. Perhaps she is jealous because much of her adult life has been spent on a bar stool or hugging porcelain. Some of her stuff is really funny, but some of it is mean. There is a simple solution. Adjust the…

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  • ‘Bout sums it up

    September 28, 2012 /

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  • Truth tellers

    September 23, 2012 /

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  • BFF

    September 8, 2012 /

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