• Oh, Canada!

    Canada is among the most peaceful nations in the land. Well, that is until you f*** with Santa Claus. Then, Canada will kick your ass. Police in Canada arrested a real life grinch for telling kids Santa wasn’t real. It happened during the annual Santa Claus parade in Kingston. The 24-year-old was apparently shouting to kids that Santa was hoax. He was drunk (surprise, surprise) and had gelled his hair to look like devil horns. His mother must be proud. It is a ridiculous story. We lock our doors, warn children not to speak to strangers and yet I would allow a man to sneak in our house? He sees…

  • Black Thursday

    The Black Friday insanity is about to begin even earlier.  Walmart announced it is moving Black Friday sales to 8 p.m. Thursday.  Get ready to see even more folks with no business wearing spandex lined up outside your local store.   I actually did the Black Friday thing for the first time last year. I saw grown men rummaging through piles of shirts like savages.  There was a woman about to “cut a bitch” for a cheap crock pot.  I found a few good deals, but nothing worth waiting in line when the temperature is below freezing. Is it worth losing a finger for a discounted towel? I’ve been told it…