I am falling for Spam

I’m beginning to bond with my Spammers.  They write me more than some friends. 

ikkk879@hotmail.com writes (in regards to toilet paper advertising) :    “I would like to express my passion for your generosity giving support to men and women that really need help with this particular concern. “

I am proud to help support men and women with their toilet paper struggles. 

 

pburg12@gmail.com writes: “Someone essentially help to make seriously articles I would state.”

I beg to differ.  I work alone sir. 

 

xsssdxe@gmail.com writes:  “Well together with your permission allow me to snatch your feed to stay up to date with drawing close post.”

Permission granted.  I do need some space though. 

 

eterst@gmail.com writes: “This site is mostly a stroll-by way of for the entire info you wished about this and didnt”

At the end of the day I know that I tried to make it a stroll-by way.  Or is that a bad thing?

 

kk09io@gmail.com writes (in regards to 1st Day of School article) “Yes! Finally someone writes about carpet.”

Um, carpet?

 

Uhaol@gmail.com writes:  “Mood very bad :(

HULK ANGRY, TOO!

 

UYTT778@yahoo.com  writes:  “Fantastic Info! But I???”

Is this a game?  Am I supposed to guess? 

 

bhgrt78@gmail.com writes:   “I am not saying that Catfish should be number one, but it definitely deserves a mention”

A mention?  And you call yourself a Catfish fan?  Catfish are and always will be number one.

 

awqte@yahoo.com  writes:  “You are a very intelligent person!”

I’m not going to argue with you on this one.   Thanks Mom!