I am falling for Spam
I’m beginning to bond with my Spammers. They write me more than some friends.
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I am proud to help support men and women with their toilet paper struggles.
email@example.com writes: “Someone essentially help to make seriously articles I would state.”
I beg to differ. I work alone sir.
firstname.lastname@example.org writes: “Well together with your permission allow me to snatch your feed to stay up to date with drawing close post.”
Permission granted. I do need some space though.
email@example.com writes: “This site is mostly a stroll-by way of for the entire info you wished about this and didnt”
At the end of the day I know that I tried to make it a stroll-by way. Or is that a bad thing?
firstname.lastname@example.org writes (in regards to 1st Day of School article) “Yes! Finally someone writes about carpet.”
Uhaol@gmail.com writes: “Mood very bad “
HULK ANGRY, TOO!
UYTT778@yahoo.com writes: “Fantastic Info! But I???”
Is this a game? Am I supposed to guess?
email@example.com writes: “I am not saying that Catfish should be number one, but it definitely deserves a mention”
A mention? And you call yourself a Catfish fan? Catfish are and always will be number one.
firstname.lastname@example.org writes: “You are a very intelligent person!”
I’m not going to argue with you on this one. Thanks Mom!