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16 million?
There are some things in life you cannot explain. The fact that Kim Kardashian has over 16 million followers on Twitter is one of them. Really? There are 16 million people out there who give a s*** what she does on a daily basis. I went on her profile and saw tweets about shopping, more shopping and her “Best Birthday Ever.” Apparently, Kanye West whisked her off to Italy. Big deal. I’ve also spent birthdays enjoying tours of Italy at The Olive Garden. I appreciate the fact that Kanye West once tried to silence Taylor Swift. For the love of God, someone has to. I don’t enjoy listening to my…
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Happy juice
Kids are very observant. Sometimes too observant. It turns out my son has been paying close attention when I make coffee each morning. I would love to go to Starbucks regularly. Unfortunately, I am not a Kardashian. I don’t whore myself out for the camera to make money. Maybe I should though? Those girls are rich. Anyway, my point is it can get expensive! Plus, the store in my town doesn’t have a drive-thru. I look like one of Honey Boo-Boo’s relatives in the morning. My hair is frizzy and I’m wearing sweatpants. The frizz reminds me of the time I got a bad perm. Why did we ever strive…