• Oh, Sugar!

    I have decided it is time to cut back on the amount of sugar I consume. It’s not really a health issue. It’s more of a “My legs look like cottage cheese and my love handles are becoming love railings” issue. I feel like a fat ass. There ain’t a pair of Spanx in the world that can smooth these ripples out. Look, I don’t want to be skin and bones. I don’t want to look like Chaz Bono either. Potato chips and fried food aren’t my Achilles heel. It’s the cake, candy bars, gummy fish, cookies, licorice, etc I walked into Dylan’s Candy Bar in New York City and…