• No gold for you

    Well, file this one under “No Shit.” Nadzeya Ostapchuk of Belarus was stripped of her gold medal for doping. When your daughter starts growing facial hair she may be taking steroids. If your daughter’s voice is deeper than James Earl Jones she is probably popping pills. I don’t even know where Belarus is on the map. Of course, I would never admit to my kids I don’t know something. I just pretend to take a phone call and google the answer. I’m not sure what the men in Belarus look for in a lady. Maybe they like their women to look like Biff from Back to the Future. I will…