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What’s that?
I cannot get enough of these ecards. It’s like the writers are living inside my head.
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Yep
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True Story
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Wish List
Gwyneth Paltrow published her Christmas wish list. Phew! I have been to a million stores trying to find her the perfect gift. This will make shopping much easier. Included in her list is a quilted Yoga shirt with one strap. Gwyneth was frustrated that she couldn’t find a single strap Yoga shirt so she teamed up with Beyond Yoga to make one. I wish the only thing I had to worry about was whether or not my left shoulder was exposed during a downward facing dog. Girl has a lot of time on her hands. Give me $75 and I will cut one of the sleeves off your current Yoga…
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‘Bout sums it up
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Truth tellers
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I’m begging you. Get well soon!
I am the only one in my house that is NOT sick right now. I can deal with sick kids. I can’t deal with a sick spouse. Does having a runny nose cause you to limp? I may go insane if my husband doesn’t get well soon. He whines more than my 2-year-old.
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What list did I get on?
I got this email tonight in my personal account. I like how cheerxoiliana is a little passive aggressive. Long time no see? Is this my fault cheerxoiliana? Then, I learn that cheerxoiliana has launched a new career since the last time we have never met. I can assure you I don’t want to check out your profile or pics on this adult website. If you were really a friend cheerxoiliana we wouldn’t have to talk on your porn site. We would be bitching about our husband and kids over coffee.
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BFF
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Reservation for ….
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