There are certain things you never want to see or hear at a restaurant.  Finding a hair in your food is at the top of the list.   A waitress with a runny nose is a close second.   I rarely go out to eat with the entire family.  Once you have more than one kid it’s really more work than it is enjoyable.  You don’t see the Duggar’s dining at Chili’s.   Well, today I decided let’s take the family out.   Yee-haw!  (Cue banjo) I won’t say where we went because what happened was not exactly pleasant.   I would have preferred our waitress pull her hair back instead channeling  Slash from…