Farewell Spammers

It is with great sadness that I inform you that I have decided to shut down the comment section of this blog. (At least temporarily) Unfortunately, a few thousand spammers had to ruin it for the rest of us.  I had 1,842 Spam comments in my Inbox today.  I can’t waste anymore of my time deleting these messages.  I have to get back to the people in India who wish to share their wealth with me.   Here are a few of the latest comments I received.  Enjoy.

glosyfug writes:   “He is respectful to his elders. There is a mark of ink on his shirt. Where do you want to meet?”

Is anyone really going to notice that he is respectful to his elders if he has ink on his shirt?  It is really distracting.

 

kiteKefE writes:  “The brain needs a continuous supply of blood. A lovely day.”

I would put money on the fact that your brain breaks that rule.

 

Jimmylz1vt writes:  “Any dog’s fur is my favorite piece relating to my own.”

I disagree Jimmylz1vt.  There are dog’s fur that is not my favorite piece.  Well, at least relating to my own.

 

ZeltSend writes:  “I was suggested this blog by my cousin. I am not sure whether this post is written by him as no one else know such detailed about my problem. You are incredible! Thanks!”

The world doesn’t revolve around you ZeltSend.  The post had nothing to do with you.  Get over yourself.

 

Chenfriweew writes:  “攻めようにも勝手に進んでればやりようがないの。一応第三者機関の検査が基礎工事で1回入ってるはずなので それだけが頼りのような”

Screw you!

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I am falling for Spam

I’m beginning to bond with my Spammers.  They write me more than some friends. 

ikkk879@hotmail.com writes (in regards to toilet paper advertising) :    “I would like to express my passion for your generosity giving support to men and women that really need help with this particular concern. “

I am proud to help support men and women with their toilet paper struggles. 

 

pburg12@gmail.com writes: “Someone essentially help to make seriously articles I would state.”

I beg to differ.  I work alone sir. 

 

xsssdxe@gmail.com writes:  “Well together with your permission allow me to snatch your feed to stay up to date with drawing close post.”

Permission granted.  I do need some space though. 

 

eterst@gmail.com writes: “This site is mostly a stroll-by way of for the entire info you wished about this and didnt”

At the end of the day I know that I tried to make it a stroll-by way.  Or is that a bad thing?

 

kk09io@gmail.com writes (in regards to 1st Day of School article) “Yes! Finally someone writes about carpet.”

Um, carpet?

 

Uhaol@gmail.com writes:  “Mood very bad :(

HULK ANGRY, TOO!

 

UYTT778@yahoo.com  writes:  “Fantastic Info! But I???”

Is this a game?  Am I supposed to guess? 

 

bhgrt78@gmail.com writes:   “I am not saying that Catfish should be number one, but it definitely deserves a mention”

A mention?  And you call yourself a Catfish fan?  Catfish are and always will be number one.

 

awqte@yahoo.com  writes:  “You are a very intelligent person!”

I’m not going to argue with you on this one.   Thanks Mom!