• Toilet Paper Ads

    Just great! Now men will never come out of the bathroom. Two New York brothers have started a company making toilet paper printed with coupons and ads. The paper will be free for any business that wants to use it. I’ve never understood why my husband would want to read on a toilet? So, you basically want to sit over your own filth for 20 minutes? Do your business and get the hell out of there. My daughter is a speed pooper. I think she could be in the Guinness Book of World Records. No sooner do I put her on the potty does she shout, “I’m done.” (which means:…