• Blackout Bowl

    I am not a prude, but watching the Superbowl halftime show with a 13-year-old was awkward. Can Beyonce do any other dance move besides the pelvic thrust? She proved she can sing, but does that girl own a pair of pants? I could give her directions to the Gap. My 5-year-old questioned, “Why is that girl naked?” Clearly, he has never seen me before a wild night of Bingo. I wear the same thing. I did have thigh envy. I can barely bend down to pick up laundry. She is strong enough to jump from a squat to a standing position while moving her hips in a circular motion. Again,…