They say “Money Can’t Buy Happiness.” Well, it can buy Botox and vacations. Besides, the jack ass that came up with that catchy inspirational phrase was probably a millionaire. If you’ve ever had an argument with your spouse over money you know having it makes a difference. I would say 99% of our disagreements are over money. So, I got my Mega Millions ticket. The jackpot is somewhere around $500 million. I wouldn’t buy a house with 10 bathrooms because I would still feel like I had to clean them all. I wouldn’t buy 7 cars, but would get a tricked out minivan. If I had that much money I would take care of my family. My father would finally be able to retire. I would also throw a kick-ass party and invite the entire school except for the little bastard that was mean to my son. Yes, I would still blog. I would just be blogging as a rich woman with a tiny bit of plastic surgery.