Dangerous Twerking

I don’t know who invented twerking, but it needs to stop. Who was the very first person who thought This beat makes me want to stick my a** in the air and wiggle! I am constantly trying to draw attention away from my derrière. Long sweaters are my friend.

My daughter would be locked in a tower, have a chameleon for a BFF and end up looking like Crystal Gayle if I ever caught her dancing like this. Actually twerking isn’t even dancing and can be dangerous. Here is proof:

You don’t hear about injuries from doing the Roger Rabbit, the Cabbage Patch, the Running Man, etc. Stick to the classics kids.

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