It’s ladies night. I’m going for margaritas & a drag show with my girls & favorite gay! Don’t be haters. Before I can leave I cleaned the kitchen & bathrooms, put toys away, vacuumed, put laundry away and changed bedding. No, my husband did not make me. Honey, the day he told me to clean is the day I kick his ass out the door. I have learned doing this before I leave the house will make my life easier. Now, the house won’t be a total disaster when I get home. Just a disaster. Time to put on my mom jeans and hit the town!