Google is killing me. Well, at least the search results are. I’m not going to say I’m a hypochondriac, but my friends are probably nodding their heads. I immediately assume the worst when I get sick or experience pain. I was never like this before I had kids. If I was I can’t remember. In the past few days I have diagnosed myself with Multiple Sclerosis, Carpal Tunnel Syndrome and Heart Disease. Then, I remembered why my arm, shoulder and lower back were aching. I dusted off the Reebok step a few days ago and pretended I was in my 20’s again. I stomped up and down, arms flailing like I was recording a VHS workout video. I haven’t used these muscles in years. The next day I woke up in agony. I’m pretty sure I pinched a nerve. I might as well just start mall walking and meeting friends for the early bird dinner specials. I am putting that damn step back under my bed right beside the thigh master.