Just say no to tube socks

I am not going to pretend I am a fashionista. My “mom” wardrobe often consists of t-shirts and Bermuda shorts. I have never been to Bermuda. I have a few pieces in my closet that would knock your socks off. Well, unless you are wearing tube socks. Those suckers don’t come off easy. In the past few days I have seen three separate men wearing tube socks with shorts. What are you hiding under there? It’s 80+ degrees outside. Your ankles are screaming for air. I’m guessing you are married to a passive woman that wouldn’t dare criticize you. Lucky for you, I am not that woman. You look ridiculous. The bottom of your shorts and top of your socks are almost touching. You might as well wear pants. If you must wear those New Balance sneakers at least wear ankle socks. You’re welcome.


One Comment

  • Dani

    My brother in-law wears tube socks. Every time I see him I remind him that he isn’t an old f-ing man to throw those damn things away lol.

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