I may have crows feet dancing around my eyes and a kangaroo pouch, but I still got it. Evident today when I stopped to get a coffee. I pulled up to the drive thru with my hair in a ponytail and wearing my new Yoga pants. If there was something printed on my derrière it could’ve said “You know you want this.” No, really, I could probably fit each word. The only way the outfit could have been better was with a matching Scrunchie. I miss scrunchies. It allowed you to add color to the “I have given up on life” outfit. Anyway, the 20-something Barista clearly liked what he saw. After a quick conversation he returned to the window with my iced coffee, winked and said “I gave you extra caramel.” I wasn’t even wearing Spanx. He didn’t care about the car seats lining the back seat of my minivan. Or should I say “Cougar Mobile.” He was flirting right? Oh, he felt sorry for me? Either way, I enjoyed the coffee while shopping for school clothes. Since I suck at family planning I have to shop in the men’s department for my (very tall) 12-year-old and baby section for my toddler. If you have an older son go to Marshall’s. I found back to school Under Armour shirts today for $12.99. Perhaps I can use the money I saved to get Botox. I see free whip cream in my future.
If you go to catholic school shopping much easier…..same old uniform every year…but then you would not have been served that “Great cup of Coffee” either….