Quaker Up!

What is the world coming to? First Target gets hacked taking all the joy out of buying things I don’t need that were not on my list, but were clearanced on an endcap. Now, someone is posing as the Quaker guy? Hackers are sinking to a new low.


Is nothing sacred anymore? Who would mess with a guy with a bob haircut wearing a ruffled shirt whose oatmeal contains a wide array of vitamins, minerals and antioxidants and is a good source of protein, complex carbohydrates and iron?

I would love to meet the person who fell for this phishing scam.

(Cue: banjo )
Hey Pa, That there Quaker guy sent me one of those fancy internet messages. He wants to know my social security number.

Well, there must be a darn good reason. What are you wait in’ fer? Go on and give it to him.

I will never open another personal email from the Quaker guy again. How do you feel about yourself now tough guy? What’s next? Are you going to pretend to be Aunt Jemima? The Rice Krispies elves? You make me sick.

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