• True Story

    April 10, 2013 /

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  • What’s that?

    March 26, 2013 /

    I cannot get enough of these ecards. It’s like the writers are living inside my head.

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  • True Story

    March 19, 2013 /

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  • It’s a conspiracy

    February 21, 2013 /

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  • Wish List

    November 26, 2012 /

    Gwyneth Paltrow published her Christmas wish list.  Phew!  I have been to a million stores trying to find her the perfect gift. This will make shopping much easier.  Included in her list is a quilted Yoga shirt with one strap.  Gwyneth was frustrated that she couldn’t find a single strap Yoga shirt so she teamed up with Beyond Yoga to make one.  I wish the only thing I had to worry about was whether or not my left shoulder was exposed during a downward facing dog.  Girl has a lot of time on her hands. Give me $75 and I will cut one of the sleeves off your current Yoga…

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  • Binders Full of Women

    October 16, 2012 /

    Oh Mitt, Mitt, Mitt.   Clearly, you didn’t listen to your mother when she told you to “think before you speak.”   First, you allude to firing Big Bird.  Then, you reveal you keep women in binders? I barely have enough room for coupons in a binder.  I think we need to focus on the issues, but this is funny:

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  • ‘Bout sums it up

    September 28, 2012 /

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  • Truth tellers

    September 23, 2012 /

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  • I’m begging you. Get well soon!

    September 16, 2012 /

     I am the only one in my house that is NOT sick right now.   I can deal with sick kids.  I can’t deal with a sick spouse.  Does having a runny nose cause you to limp?  I may go insane if my husband doesn’t get well soon.   He whines more than my 2-year-old.  

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