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True Story
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What’s that?
I cannot get enough of these ecards. It’s like the writers are living inside my head.
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True Story
Read more: CYNICALMOTHER.COM
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It’s a conspiracy
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Wish List
Gwyneth Paltrow published her Christmas wish list. Phew! I have been to a million stores trying to find her the perfect gift. This will make shopping much easier. Included in her list is a quilted Yoga shirt with one strap. Gwyneth was frustrated that she couldn’t find a single strap Yoga shirt so she teamed up with Beyond Yoga to make one. I wish the only thing I had to worry about was whether or not my left shoulder was exposed during a downward facing dog. Girl has a lot of time on her hands. Give me $75 and I will cut one of the sleeves off your current Yoga…
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Binders Full of Women
Oh Mitt, Mitt, Mitt. Clearly, you didn’t listen to your mother when she told you to “think before you speak.” First, you allude to firing Big Bird. Then, you reveal you keep women in binders? I barely have enough room for coupons in a binder. I think we need to focus on the issues, but this is funny:
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‘Bout sums it up
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Truth tellers
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I’m begging you. Get well soon!
I am the only one in my house that is NOT sick right now. I can deal with sick kids. I can’t deal with a sick spouse. Does having a runny nose cause you to limp? I may go insane if my husband doesn’t get well soon. He whines more than my 2-year-old.