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Next Reality Star
I am addicted to reality TV, but I cannot bring myself to watch people eat deodorant, cat hair or tires. I don’t understand how anyone can sit through an entire episode of TLC’s “My Strange Addiction.” I gag during the previews. Then again, I am disgusted if someone drinks out of my glass. I won’t even let my own children take a sip of my water. Especially not my own children. They always leave a little surprise crumb behind. The show is in its 4th season so the producers must be doing something right. I am pretty sure catching your spouse eating a couch cushion is grounds for divorce. Nor…
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Oh, You Fancy Huh?
It isn’t even 10 o’clock in the morning and my daughter is wearing heels. It’s a big day for our family. She is going up against Honey Boo Boo in a pageant this afternoon. We are hoping the slutty Marilyn Monroe dress is a hit with the judges. I’m kidding. She got a new Cinderella outfit for her birthday. She walks better than I do in heels and they are made of plastic. I have always preferred flats. I am also 5’8 1/2 inches tall. As a kid, I hated it. I had a serious growth spurt the summer before 7th grade and have the stretch marks to prove it.…
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Here Comes Christopher Walken
After all the hype I tried to watch “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo.” I’m not afraid to admit I love trash TV, but after five minutes of this reality show I couldn’t take anymore. It was painful. I could barely understand what they were saying. I am not hating on the Boo Boo Family. What? That is the little girl’s name? It’s not on the family crest? Anyway, the family from McIntyre, Georgia saw an opportunity to cash in and took it. Can you blame them? Maybe. This video is much funnier than the actual show. Christopher Walken, Colin Farrell and Sam Rockwell reenact scenes from the popular TLC…
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Happy juice
Kids are very observant. Sometimes too observant. It turns out my son has been paying close attention when I make coffee each morning. I would love to go to Starbucks regularly. Unfortunately, I am not a Kardashian. I don’t whore myself out for the camera to make money. Maybe I should though? Those girls are rich. Anyway, my point is it can get expensive! Plus, the store in my town doesn’t have a drive-thru. I look like one of Honey Boo-Boo’s relatives in the morning. My hair is frizzy and I’m wearing sweatpants. The frizz reminds me of the time I got a bad perm. Why did we ever strive…