Since I cannot afford Gwenyth Paltrow’s doctors I decided to give the blog a makeover. Come on now, you didn’t think that is natural? I don’t know what face cream she is using, but she isn’t buying it at CVS. I am approaching 40 and it shows. My 3-year-old daughter is the only person I know who has skin as smooth as Gwenny’s. In case you live under a rock the Iron Man 3 actress was crowned People Magazine’s most beautiful woman. No, not one of the, she is just the. It begs the question: What the hell gives magazine editors the authority to define beauty? Stick to covering stories…
Dear People Magazine, What the F*** is wrong with you? Sure, Channing Tatum is cute. I have not seen Magic Mike. I realize it got a bunch of housewives all hot and bothered. However, ones ability to shake their junk does not make him the Sexiest Man Alive. Unless, however, they can do the windmill. Do the editors really need to add “Alive” to the title? I think that it goes without saying we aren’t pining for guys who are six feet under. I demand a recount. Tell me that guy Chad was hanging around again. There is no other reason for this injustice.