Sexiest Man Alive?
Dear People Magazine,
What the F*** is wrong with you?
Sure, Channing Tatum is cute. I have not seen Magic Mike. I realize it got a bunch of housewives all hot and bothered. However, ones ability to shake their junk does not make him the Sexiest Man Alive. Unless, however, they can do the windmill. Do the editors really need to add “Alive” to the title? I think that it goes without saying we aren’t pining for guys who are six feet under. I demand a recount. Tell me that guy Chad was hanging around again. There is no other reason for this injustice.